"Get while the gettin's good."

"Bert is a good roll model!"
   -My Mom, commenting on how Howard and I should copy Bert's style of rolling up his clothes when packing

"Henshin-a-go-go, baby!"
   -Viewtiful Joe

"People cannot gain anything without sacrificing something. You must present something of equal value to gain something. That is the principle of equivalent trade in alchemy."
   -Alphonse Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

"Domi(12:53:19 AM): man sometimes i wish i had a personal assistant
Domi(12:53:24 AM): to cook and clean and do my laundry for me
Domi(12:53:37 AM): this is why i need a husband ; )"
   -Domi, late night instant messenger

"Sometimes you have to adopt your son's bully in order to bring your own family temporarily closer."
   -Marge Simpson

"Welcome to San Francisco... you may use your cell phone now... if you are a smoker, please refrain from smoking until you are well outside of the state of California."
   -An America West flight attendant, upon arrival at SFO, and why I love California

"After you eat something salty, you have to eat something sweet. After you eat something sweet, you have to eat something salty."
   -My brother Bert, on the subject of eating snacks

"Wilt: Um, why do you have a potato sack?Eduardo: *shrugs* I like potatoes."
   -from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, emulating my answer for why potato@xyz is my usual e-mail address.

"Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends."
   -some wise man

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."
   -the God-Galaxy thing from Futurama

"Give a man a fire and he will be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life."
   -some wise man

"Love is hiding who you really are at all times, even when you're sleeping. Love is wearing makeup to bed and going downstairs to the Burger King to poop and hiding alcohol in perfume bottles. That's love."
   -Jenna, 30 Rock