Cuz I Haven't Posted in a While Friday, December 5, 2008, 4:34 AM

Harold the chicken striking a pose

A face in dodgy elevators

A Phelpsian Feat Sunday, August 17, 2008, 5:11 AM

"I don't even know what to feel right now," Phelps said. "There's so much emotion going through my head and so much excitement. I kind of just want to see my mom."

On The Today Show, "Just be my normal self. You know I just, I mean, I-I still, you know, kind of see myself as a normal kid, you know. I'm doing something that I love to do, that I've dreamed of doing. And, and, you know, I'm still the same person who likes to sit and play video games and I miss my dog. And I can't wait to see my dog, that's, I'm excited to go home."

How can anybody not love Michael Phelps?

Shake shake, shake shake, a-shake it

Puppets Monday, August 4, 2008, 3:10 AM

A couple videos I like:

Feist on Sesame Street - 1, 2, 3, 4 monsters walking across the floor, I love counting, counting to the number 4...

Habanera - Bork bork bork bork...

You cut me open and I keep bleeding

The Race for President Monday, May 26, 2008, 1:01 AM

I have to say that I like the idea of Barack Obama as our president. Seriously, think about the benefits of having an African-American president. It would totally mess with the countries in the "Axis of Evil." Iran and Iraq could no longer refer to us as "white devils". And they can't call us "black devils". That would just be racist. And North Korea? Everybody knows Asians are scared of black people.

I really like Bill Clinton, or so I thought. Over the course of the Democratic campaign, I've come to realize that, I don't actually like Clinton that much and who I really like is Darrell Hammond doing his impression of Bill Clinton.

If I ever run for president, I would take four years off between my two terms because then I'd get to have my presidency count twice. As the 22nd and 24th president, Grover Cleveland is going to get TWO different $1 coins, unlike all the other two-term presidents. Plus, he got to have a cartoon character named after him!

A mildly related video for your perusal.

Every little thing I promised you I'll make it come true

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